You can't spell script without RIP 🪦
Even despite the nods and laughs and applause, sometimes your scripts don't get to make it out of meeting rooms for one reason or another. It happens.
So here is a graveyard where some of my favorite forgotten scripts lay to rest. May they rest in peace…
Be a try-hard (2026)
Manifesto for MILO Teens
We clowned the try-hards.
Mocked those who wanted more.
We acted like we were too cool to care.
Like effort was beneath us.
But the truth is?
It’s the try-hards who get things done.
They’re the ones who put in the effort.
The work others avoid.
The hours others skip.
Just to get to where they’re going.
Because nothing moves when everybody plays it cool.
Things only happen when someone cares enough to try.
So dare to try. To be seen trying.
Again and again.
Be that “try-hard.”
And see if you’re made to finish.
Taste the world like they do (2025)
Manifesto for Cerelac Snacks
You know what’s funny? Moms are funny.
I’m the one eating. She’s the one getting all worked up.
She tastes the food and says, “It’s perfect!”
Lady, you put pineapple on pizza and expect me to believe what you say?
She says, “Just one more bite,” then gives me three more.
Did she fail math? Or is she just a traitor?
She pretends the spoon is an airplane.
Mom, I don’t even know what an airplane is.
She hides veggies in my food like I won’t notice.
Nice try, but I wasn’t born yesterday. I was born 6 months ago!
When I spit things out, she acts like I just spit on her.
When I frown, she’s on the verge of a breakdown.
But honestly, mom, you need to chill out.
Because it’s not you, it’s me.
It’s not your parenting, not your cooking, not even the airplane noises.
My taste buds are just different from yours.
I’m supposed to like what I like, not what you like.
That’s why Cerelac is created with all the right flavors for me.
So you can do the parenting, and Cerelac can handle the taste.
It’s my buddy, made just for me and my taste buds.